Steps to Happiness; Love, Meditation? Resolutions? What's Working People?

In case you are looking for some inspiration for your own New Year Resolution, or just want to laugh at their goals… here are some resolutions of the stars! I like Timberlakes…

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: “To continue having the best life ever.”

LINDSAY LOHAN: “To stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try to constantly tear me down.”

JESSICA ALBA: “I want to listen more and talk less this year.”

DENISE RICHARDS: “Cutting out all negative people once and for all. Life is too short for B.S.”

HAILEY GLASSMAN: “To finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controlled and manipulated by Jon [Gosselin]. I wish for him out of my life.”

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: “I’m going to underpromise myself for 2010, so if it goes well I’ll just be like, ‘Oh my God! Such a surprise!’”

KIM KARDASHIAN: “Just to spend a little bit more time with my family and my friends and to really kick it up in the workout department and to try to eat better. I cannot get it together with eating. I eat way too many Oreos.”

ASHLEE SIMPSON: “All my focus is on my son. Every day being a better mom and learning with him.”

MILEY CYRUS: “I need to stop talking about things I want to do, and just get out there and do it. That’s been my biggest goal recently, especially while I’m on the road.”

TARA REID: “I’m not really good with New Year’s resolutions. I’m terrible with that.”

ADAM LAMBERT: “To keep being positive and try to live in the moment and enjoy this.”

BILL MURRAY: “To try to remember to look down on myself and realize how good I’ve got it.”

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